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1. slammed
n. Having your Honda Civic lowered to the ground to improve aerodynamics (i.e. look really dumb) so you can get better gas mileage driving to your job as Mc Donald's Hamburger Technician from your parents' house. Frequently accompanied by a gigantic, turd-shaped spoiler with no aerodynamic effect.
Man, that slammed Honda looks ghey. I hope the owner's mom doesn't know he saved up his allowance for 5 years to buy that lowering kit.
by Braxtron May 14, 2003 share this
2. slammed
Having an insane amount of work dumped on you that leaves ya winded and overwhelmed.
My boss totally slammed me at 5:00 PM on Friday forcing me to stay at work till 10:00 PM.
by Seahawk Apr 15, 2004 share this
3. slammed
having your car lowered to the extreme for looks and handling..
Btw...stop hating on hondas
my car is so slammed i have to creep over speedbumps
4. Slammed
1. To have your car very low to the ground. Tucking tires, and minimal clearance between the ground and frame are a must. Lips, body kits, etc, don't count.
2. To be very drunk
3. To get fucked very hard
You car is so slammed that I can barely fit my fist under your oil pan.
5. slammed
1. (most obviosly) FUCKED HARD

2. Lowered suspension

3. Drunk
1. My cock hurts because I slammed your sister too hard in the cornhole

2. My wicked ride is slammed into the weeds

3. I was so slammed I said I liked 4 cylinder cars last night. Everyone thought I was a fuckstain
by Vin Diesel Aug 8, 2003 share this
6. slammed
Mobile phone account transferred to another service provider withbout holders consent.
Dude, my phone wouldn't work this morning for awhile, then it showed another phone company on the screen, I must have been slammed!
by Holly Wood Jul 18, 2005 share this
7. slammed
to shut someone down hardcore with an insult or crack
Jon: damn your gay

Charlie: if you want my cumback, go scrape it off ur moms teeth...

Bob: SLAMMED!!!
by Danny Mar 5, 2005 share this
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