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Homorection 

A gay penis which thinks for itself, but belongs to the body of a straight man.
Luca - "Hey what are you doing? Get out there we're finally getting some!"

Homorection - "I don't like her too much... she doesn't know how to stroke me very well. Can you do it instead? PLEASE! You know how I like to be touched..."
Homorection by maXrUm December 16, 2004
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homoception 

"Homosexual exception." When a person who identifies as heterosexual falls for someone of the same sex, the object of his or her affection is that person's homoception.

See also heteroception.
1. Samantha Ronson is rumored to be Lindsay Lohan's homoception.

2. "Dude, I'm not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with it, but Anthony was just a homoception. Sorry."
homoception by feyling May 17, 2009

homosecting 

homosecting is a jail term to describe homosexual behavior between two inmates.
Hey why did John get rolled out?
Because he was caught homosecting with Joe
homosecting by jennalovesmoney October 17, 2012

homosectional 

When two people of the same band section date each other, generally a practice that is not recommended
Oh have you seen April and Sam? They're so openly homosectional
homosectional by wannadrum21 October 28, 2010

homosectional 

A term used by band geeks to describe somebody who dates people only in their section. It's highly frowned upon, especially since sections are family. And things can get awkward when you break up and have to deal with them still.
Matt: Did you hear that Ashley, the french horn player, is dating Tyler?
Preston: Aren't they in the same section?
Matt: Yeah they are. What homosectionals.

Jim: I'm heterosectional, what about you?
Jake: Nah, man, I'm homosectional. The girls in my section are hot.
homosectional by cherubic disaster November 19, 2012

homorectississississis 

1.some thing to say when ur bord.

2.an insult to tell some one when you cant thing of anything eles.
you..you..god damm homorectississississis!!
homorectississississis by mark December 23, 2003

Homoerection 

Noun: A hard penis brought on by the arousal of one male being sexually attracted to another male.
Clay gets a homoerection every time he sees Lance.
Homoerection by J-Wi June 17, 2010
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