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10 definitions by maXrUm

 
1.
U.S. Military (including J.R.O.T.C.) uses this as a motivational check and to boost confidence.
Platoon leader: "Platoon, attention! Motivational check!"

Platoon: "HOOOORAH!!!!"
by Maxrum May 13, 2004
 
2.
An old lady who's tits sweep and clean the floor due to years of sagging.
My grandmama got rid of her broom when she discovered a secondary function of her tits. She is one hell of a sagtits!!!
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
 
3.
The corny hairstyle Donald Trump wears... and has been wearing forever...
70 yr old dude - "Im so fly with the chicks with my new Trump Cut... they all over me... fo..kazizzle my spizzle wizzle"

65 yr old woman - "Oh baby you is one fine man! Jump on me baby! Hit me up with a little of that humpy humpy!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
 
4.
1. A musical instrument that does nothing but rattle.

2. A breakthrough modification of the old vibrating dildo which now slaps and smacks on command!
*flicks switch on*

))))vibrations((((

"Oh ye baby! OHHHH ye! SLAP IT BABY. SLAP AND SMACK. TEAR IT UP. FUCK! AHHHHHHH! OH YEEE!! POUND ME BABY POUND ME. VIBRASLAP MY PERRIWINKLE!!!!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
 
5.
A fat guy who eats a meal during sexual intercourse.
Phil - "I was so hungry last night I made myself a footlong BLT sub."

Bam Margera - "You fat fuck! That wasn't the only thing you did... you hungry homer!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004
 
6.
A shit skidmark thats left on a surface after it has been thrown, slid, or flushed.
Agent - "Dear Lord Jesus! There are shkidmarks all over the cell! Looks as if these prisoners fought off the cops with a little bit of *wink wink*.... SHIT POWER!"
by maXrUm December 16, 2004
 
7.
Supa dupa fly guy who is loved by all the chicks...
Sara - "Oh... my... god! maXrUm is SUCH a hottie!!!"

Shatania - "Oh for realz dawg... hes madddd fly!"
by maXrUm December 12, 2004