Handrive

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To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down

When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!

Handrive by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008

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Frosty handjive

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.

Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!

Frosty handjive by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016

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hardrive

one of the most powerful beings known to mankind. it is very rarely seen on its knees.

Here's the plan, Hardrive get on your knees!

hardrive by non wrestler April 13, 2005

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Hardrive

The lazy/quick way to say Hard Drive, because that extra "d" is a bitch.

"Dude i need to upgrade my hardrive, 500GB is not enough for all my porn."

Hardrive by Dragonov2 March 8, 2013

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handrine

The native English (Anglish) word for hand touch.

Stop it with your handrining!
He and she handrine each other.

handrine by Master of beargreen July 26, 2023

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handjive

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit

Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.

handjive by Mr Secks May 12, 2011

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handiversary

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).

I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.

handiversary by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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