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Handrive 

To jerk off, rubbing the shaft of the dick up and down
When I handrive, I get an erection, like everybody else!
Handrive by wdfwfwfff January 8, 2008
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Frosty handjive 

V. When a person dips his penis in the freezer for 30 mins and then receives a handjob with icy hot on the hands of the giver. Christmas music must be played.
Josh- gosh darn, I sure am hot!
Emily- how about a frosty handjive? I'll get the icy hot
Josh- what a great way to cool off while getting off!
Frosty handjive by Golfwatcher56 October 2, 2016

hardrive 

one of the most powerful beings known to mankind. it is very rarely seen on its knees.
Here's the plan, Hardrive get on your knees!
hardrive by non wrestler April 13, 2005

Hardrive 

The lazy/quick way to say Hard Drive, because that extra "d" is a bitch.
"Dude i need to upgrade my hardrive, 500GB is not enough for all my porn."
Hardrive by Dragonov2 March 8, 2013

handrine 

The native English (Anglish) word for hand touch.
Stop it with your handrining!
He and she handrine each other.
handrine by Master of beargreen July 26, 2023

handjive 

a very lame handjob from someone with little experience with with handjobbing, jive being a slang word for bullshit
Mary has good blowjobs, but she needs to work on her hand skills. Her handjob was more like handjive.
handjive by Mr Secks May 12, 2011

handiversary 

The annual celebration of the first time you pleasured yourself with your hand (AKA jerked it).
I'm going to get myself a new bottle of lotion to celebrate my handiversary.
handiversary by Jam1234567890 February 12, 2014
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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