Handoos 

A person who is lame, not cool, and possibly super gay.

My brother Stepan is a handoos on the couch.

Handoos by Big Guy From Hood May 16, 2013

Handos  

The ultimate sign of respect coming from the Meksikan God father, Fernando of San Fernando CAlifornia (city named after His majesty). Only the chosen few can receive "Handos" in their life time, and only those strong enough have witnessed it. Not everyone can give them out.
So many ask "how do i give Handos? It's quite simple really. First you and the person you are giving handos to make a fist. Then you reflect on all the laws you have broken throughout your life in less than a second and pound your fist together. Once the act of Handos has been completed, the person who received the Handos is free to give them to who ever he wishes.
There are a couple of rules, though!!!
A person who has never received Handos (a handos virgin)must receive his first Handos from His greatness, Fernando of San Fernando! This is a crucial step that cannot be skipped!!! If a Handos Virgin receives his first Handos from anyone else besides Fernando, those Handos are unofficial!!!! Anyone giving unofficial Handos will have to deal with Fernando himself and his 2 most trusted associates, Domingo and Gursi. This is an automatic death sentence.
So what are Handos really? Handos is just a way of saying Handles, but sloppier.
Going to heaven is ALMOST as good as getting handos, but not quite as satisfying.
How can Handos help u in life?
Lets say you are competing for a job against some nerd who has a Masters degree from harvard and a Doctrine from Yale. You only have a High school diploma and a rubber band in your pocket. But you also tell the interviewer that on numerous occasions you received Handos. Who gets the job? You guessed it, You do!!
So ask not what Handos can do 4 u, but what u can do for Handos.

Andrew: I fucked Irene.
Fernando: Handos (fists pounded together)

Handos by Fernando of SF and BAHS December 17, 2008

Hanooshed 

A term of which you wake up with another mans hand in your pants while both of you are sleeping.

I got hanooshed last night.
Get hanooshed bro

Hanooshed by Mundyy01 September 2, 2020

handootball 

it that shit they call football in the united states , while they grab the ball more than 90% of the match time

damn , handootball sucks a monkey's hairy large balls

handootball by XXaladdin says fuck youXX April 4, 2010

handosexual 

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

handosexual by the_natsci May 31, 2005

hanoosh 

A sexy chick with only the hottest boyfriend and the best friends that you can find. She is loyal and very kind although she is very energetic at times which could lead her to mess up. Everyone likes her and says she is pretty but she doesn’t believe it. All the guys are in love with her and I’m their eyes it would be a miracle to even go on one date with her.

Jack: omg look there is Hanoosh
Blake: she is so hot I wish I could date her

Jack: me too

hanoosh by Terina April 20, 2018

Khloe kardashian handosal

Born on December 17th 2006 real name lani Alexa known as Khloe kardashian handosal started her reading career in a celebrity roleplay known as idols she rose to the top fast then she moved to her friends server and her server with started out of spite of her friend her server at the time was named Khloes playhouse which was renamed to playhouse In January 2022 her famous era started in November of 2021 when she taught in a sicko tournament and went with 15 wins she bloomed cause of her funny persona and her creative reads she bloomed more when she grew from her friend kenji server and came to swae and became a great reader instantly when she came to swae she was instantly loved but in January 17th 2022 everything changed her server slater was nuked and so was playhouse aka Khloes playhouse which sparked her to move to slater but then playhouse came back stronger and better than ever at this time khloe was taking over servers and the reading community slowly during April her server became one of the best small reading servers ever with 600+ members in conclusion khloe kardashian handosal whether you love or hate her she’s unstoppable and now she’s sitting with 3+million views via TikTok

Khloe kardashian handosal is beautiful

Khloe kardashian handosal by Discord reader uploader April 17, 2022