handosexual 

someone who has the sole intention of mating with their own hand. Should not be confused with an asexual organism, which does have the intention of procreating.

Billy is a handosexual, don't you know.

handosexual by the_natsci May 31, 2005

Halosexual 

One who plays Halo2 so much they lose desire for human sex.

My boy friend dumped me becaue hes became Halosexual...

Halosexual by TheSoapShow December 18, 2004

Hansexual

One who is attracted to Han Alexander, but is also heterosexual.

Boy: Hey, you know Han Alexander from Tumblr? She's hella cute.

Girl: Yeah, she's so cute. I'd go lesbian for her!

Boy: You must be Hansexual.

Hansexual by Xander L Eusebe August 21, 2011

harmosexual 

Harmonizers who are gay af for the girls of Fifth Harmony

Harmonizer 1: oh my god look at Normani she's fucking perfect!!

Harmonizer 2: I know right! God we're complete harmosexuals

harmosexual by Harmonizer5ever September 11, 2016

hamosexual 

Sexually attracted to Ham

That guy is a hamosexual, he loves ham

hamosexual by Yeetyeti January 10, 2018

Hendosexual 

A term for a (usually) man who is a suspected closeted homosexual, but is in heavy denial so ends up being overtly anti-gay, to a fault sometimes.

Dude stop being such a hendosexual and just admit that you're gay already.

Hendosexual by WrWlf November 20, 2016

Hangesexual

Having a strong sexual and/or romantic attraction to hange zoe from aot

My sexuality? Oh I'm hangesexual

Hangesexual by Hanges biggest simp February 19, 2021