Hamqham 

Noun
1. A really, really ugly pig

2. A moldy piece of ham

3. A really, really, REALLY good nickname for a male

1. "I ran for my life as I saw that hamqham sprint after me"

2. "Bob checked the fridge, and threw away the hamqham sitting in my fridge"

3. "Hamqham, could you please pass me that pencil?"

Hamqham by LoloElquito April 29, 2019

hamsham 

the act of sodomizing a farm animal (such as a pig) with a drumstick while pleasuring yourself to pictures of neil peart; to hamsham

dude i heard about that kid who plays drums for robert....he invented this thing called hamshaming. it's so fucked up. i hear he and robert do it all the time.

hamsham by youraveragegerman February 26, 2011

hamhamham

Similar to a hamburger, but it's just three of the top bun pieces stacked on top of each other.

guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"

guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"

guy 1: "wtf is that"

guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"

guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"

guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"

guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"

hamhamham by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 8, 2019

hamhamgot

Similar to hamham , interchangeable with faggot.

Get lost you hamhamgots.

hamhamgot by Ryan March 10, 2004

hamham 

the name given to someone who puts too many ham slices in their sandwich.

woah seen faz's sandwich...
she's hamham!

hamham by chickpeaa December 23, 2008

hamham 

used as a replacement for fag

shut the fuck up you hamham

hamham by Dave January 15, 2004

Hamham 

Lanky, skinny boy, too much hair, GUITAR HERO.
Doesn't know what he's got.
Selfish, without meaning to be. Cold hearted.
Smile that could break hearts.
Different, there's no one like a Hamham.

Superficial intelligence. Hard to crack into. On the surface, emotionless twat, but in reality, feels quite deeply.
Guilt takes him over. Looks out for only himself.

Hard to give up.

'Omg, who's that guy you were talking to?!'
'He's my Hamham :)' *blushes*

Hamham by iloveyoukbye. December 7, 2010