15 definitions by Ur mom's shrek hentai
guy 1: "hey guy 2 would you like to come over to my place for a barbecue?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
guy 2: "sure but only if you are serving hamhamhams"
guy 1: "wtf is that"
guy 2: "you know when you have 3 buns but just the top piece and you eat it"
guy 1: "why would I ever do that?"
guy 2: (licking lips) "because its soooooo good"
guy 1: "why the fuck did you just kick my lips?"
by Ur mom's shrek hentai October 8, 2019
an art website. occasionally you can find some pretty good original content and good art on there, but 90 percent of the time it mostly consists of:
vore art of cartoon/videogame characters
weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.
usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.
vore art of cartoon/videogame characters
weight gain/inflation art of cartoon/videogame characters
furries
my little pony cringe
nasty hentai shit
or some combination of those things I just mentioned.
usually, these pieces of "art" are poorly drawn in ms paint and are mostly viewed by horny teenage boys with weird fetishes and youtubers doing try not to cringe challenges when you really know that they're secretly masturbating to it under the table.
guy 1: hey did you see that new furry weight gain rosalina-wario buttfuck hentai on deviant art yesterday?? I nutted to is so hard that it broke my computer screen.
guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.
guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.
guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.
guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?
guy 2: fuck the first ammendment
guy 2: dude you really need some christ in your life holy shit.
guy 1: wait I thought you were an atheist.
guy 2: exactly. that's how fucked up you are. your brain is so fucked up that I, an atheist, who doesnt even believe in Jesus or God, thinks you need them BOTH in your life immediately. let that sink in for a moment.
guy 1: oh did I mention they were both children in the comic?
guy 2: fuck the first ammendment
by Ur mom's shrek hentai January 14, 2020
A phrase that you will only see if you have sworn on your life that you will never lose your virginity.
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
Commonly used by cancerous twelve year olds playing the game fortnite which is known to cause brain cancer
by Ur mom's shrek hentai July 4, 2018
by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 5, 2018
loosely related to the popular game among us, imposter in the vent is a sexual move in which a man inserts his penis into a pregnant woman's vagina, works his way to the womb, and fucks the fetus to death before it is even born. this method is much cheaper than a traditional abortion and pleases both the man and the woman. if the woman did not want this to happen, the man will play it off as an accident and "report the dead body" to the police. this can have mixed results because it will make the police sus of you and depending on their mood they may shoot you multiple times.
guy 1: hey bro last night I did a good old imposter in the vent with your mom last night
guy 2: so you killed my brother
guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
guy 2: so you killed my brother
guy 1: well technically yes, but I prefer to call it "abortion, but epic"
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 6, 2020
Guy one: hey bro you wanna come over and watch shreek 2 on dvd tomarrow night?
Guy two: did you mean shrek?
Guy one: yea
Guy two: did you mean shrek?
Guy one: yea
by Ur mom's shrek hentai November 19, 2018
by Ur mom's shrek hentai June 11, 2018