Ham Face

1. Girl whose face looks like she really really REALLY wants some ham in any shape or form, preferably liquified to save chewing time.
2. Girl whose face looks like it has been rubbed with a soggy piece of ham.
Danny: Man did you see her face? Looks like she wants a bucket of ham.
Robert: Yeah man if it didn't look like she rubbed a slice of ham on her face already I'd give her some sandwich.
Danny: God, what a ham face.
Robert: For real.
Goodloe: WAKKA WAKKA!
by Lowmein January 18, 2009
mugGet the Ham Facemug.

ham faced

i was so ham faced last night!
by Michael Meow January 17, 2011
mugGet the ham facedmug.

ham face

a person with a very red/pink face , lyk shes had alot ov ham piled on her cheeks t giv her this culer
"woahh luk at dat ham face he's as red as a fresh piece of sliced ham"

"shes a ham face girl, got the pinkest cheeks evah!"

"err shes got embaressd n gon all ham face" :)
by Kdotpizzzlee July 22, 2009
mugGet the ham facemug.

Hammed in the face

When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!
by Tevin Howard May 29, 2015
mugGet the Hammed in the facemug.