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A common person who might be seen eating ham and eggs. Not posessing many spectacular qualities. Your 'average joe'.
Some ham and egger came into my work today.
by Max December 26, 2003
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A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)
That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.
by outawork November 07, 2003
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your average joe schmoe, 9 to 5, daily grind nobody. a sucker. someone without any side hustles.
by doctor deez June 12, 2010
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An amateur. Primarily and athlete, posing as a professional, but not quite up to that caliber. It's a slurred, "code" name for Amateur. Hence: Am - A - Teur = Ham -And - Egger.
1940's Ringside Announcer: "This guy's just a hamneggr (ham and egger)."
by Kent james March 02, 2010
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People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).
Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.
by cityclass June 06, 2006
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An agricultural term used to describe a livestock facility in which pigs (porcus fattae) and chickens (poultus eggae) are raised in close quarters, often resulting in symbiosis between the two animal species.
"much to his consternation, farmer boggs awoke at the crack of dawn for the fifth consecutive morning to a cacophone of cocks' crows and fevered oinking."
by valid id twin November 09, 2003
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A real basic bitch. One with not much going for them.
Man, Bianca from the gym is a real ham-and-egger...
by J-douggy July 23, 2016
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