102 definitions by Zonal K

Houndal mound

A pile of dog shit.

Frances went to check the mail, bare-footed, and trod on a steaming houndal mound.

by Zonal K September 4, 2019

labia lounge

A woman's cunt.

Kiara's mum kept looking at me like she wanted me to park my pork sword in her labia lounge.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Gash cabbage

A woman's labia.

It only took me 3 drinks before Miley was letting me touch her gash cabbage.

by Zonal K September 14, 2019

Arse-Pumped

The heavily worn-out state of a female's genetalia or anus following an intensive love-making thrashing.

Yeah it was a great night, Kelly's tuna canoe looked arse-pumped by the time I dropped her home.

by Zonal K June 24, 2018

Bowel bowl

A toilet

Ken doubled over as a mountain of used-curry sprayed out of his arse into the bowel bowl

by Zonal K September 20, 2019

Duscati

The act of forcing someone to squat on a skateboard, then kicking the absolute fucking hell out of their arse so fucking hard so they fly along, spraying blood and shit from their anus while letting out screams that sound like a motorbike.

Mate I just looked out the window to see what the noise was, some poor prick was getting a Duscati - shit n blood everywhere.

by Zonal K November 4, 2019

Dung dungeon

The anus.

Sorry about the smell in the room, I took Sarah home last night and after a couple of shots she let me jam my cum column into her dung dungeon.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019