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A snarky, yet workplace-safe way of saying "not in a million years", it's the acronym for "How About Fuck No", usually used in email or instant messaging, but completely acceptable in polite conversation also.
"So, are you going to share that winning lottery ticket with me?"
response
"HAFN"
HAFN by Wilder of Fancy December 23, 2009
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They have a incredibly huge penis, Has a great sense of humour and only dates hot chicks Has some fresh af hair and has a friend called dylan
The word hafner is a savage kid who gets all the girls
hafner by YurBrudda January 10, 2018

hafna liba ttir 

The expression "hafna liba ttir" is a maltese term (in short HLT) which translated in english means 'a lot of sperm flying'. This term is used whenever a person encounters a problem. Hence: a problem = "hafna liba ttir".
This phrase is also used to tell another person that he is talking non-sense.

John "you slept with my wife!"
Karl "Hafna liba ttir my friend! NOT TRUE!"

mary has made a mess while cooking
Mary "oh, fuck. Hafna liba ttir!"
hafna liba ttir by bicep_craze June 11, 2006
Another way to say have fun.

Also it's the 72nd element of the periodic table of elements, symbol Hf (hence "have fun"). It's a metal, I guess, but don't ask me. My chemistry teacher has been useless this whole year.
Friend: I'm gonna have to go get stuff done now.
Me: Hafnium with that!
Hafnium by Hoyuten October 9, 2021
Sitting in class and you get a "hafnar".
hafnar by The Imperial May 16, 2006

hafnarfjörður 

a random ass town in iceland that has a weird name, no one knows how to pronounce it - not even locals
it’s old empty and expensive

usually when people from there get asked where they’re from, they usually just say Reykjavík which is the capital city and less shitty than the sad town Hafnarfjörður
oh hey did you hear from this guy that lives in the capital of iceland?
does he live in Garðabær?
no...
Kópavogur?

no.....

mosfellsbær?
no?...

THEN WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
hafnarfjörður..

what’s that?
hafnarfjörður by hoelycow May 14, 2018
Strong girl ever. You're lucky if you have her in your life the most caring person she's pretty that makes everyone go crazy she's smart and kind. She loves to help people. She's the perfect girl to be your girlfriend.
You're so lucky to have Hafni as your girlfriend !!
Hafni by Hafni November 22, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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