HAFN

A snarky, yet workplace-safe way of saying "not in a million years", it's the acronym for "How About Fuck No", usually used in email or instant messaging, but completely acceptable in polite conversation also.

"So, are you going to share that winning lottery ticket with me?"
response
"HAFN"

HAFN by Wilder of Fancy December 23, 2009

hafner

They have a incredibly huge penis, Has a great sense of humour and only dates hot chicks Has some fresh af hair and has a friend called dylan

The word hafner is a savage kid who gets all the girls

hafner by YurBrudda January 10, 2018

hafna liba ttir 

The expression "hafna liba ttir" is a maltese term (in short HLT) which translated in english means 'a lot of sperm flying'. This term is used whenever a person encounters a problem. Hence: a problem = "hafna liba ttir".
This phrase is also used to tell another person that he is talking non-sense.

John "you slept with my wife!"
Karl "Hafna liba ttir my friend! NOT TRUE!"

mary has made a mess while cooking
Mary "oh, fuck. Hafna liba ttir!"

hafna liba ttir by bicep_craze June 11, 2006

Hafnium 

Another way to say have fun.

Also it's the 72nd element of the periodic table of elements, symbol Hf (hence "have fun"). It's a metal, I guess, but don't ask me. My chemistry teacher has been useless this whole year.

Friend: I'm gonna have to go get stuff done now.
Me: Hafnium with that!

Hafnium by Hoyuten October 9, 2021

hafnar 

Hard on for no apparent reason

Sitting in class and you get a "hafnar".

hafnar by The Imperial May 16, 2006

hafnarfjörður 

a random ass town in iceland that has a weird name, no one knows how to pronounce it - not even locals
it’s old empty and expensive

usually when people from there get asked where they’re from, they usually just say Reykjavík which is the capital city and less shitty than the sad town Hafnarfjörður

oh hey did you hear from this guy that lives in the capital of iceland?
does he live in Garðabær?
no...
Kópavogur?

no.....

mosfellsbær?
no?...

THEN WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
hafnarfjörður..

what’s that?

hafnarfjörður by hoelycow May 14, 2018

hafni 

Hafni, is the most mischievous girl you’ll ever meet, but sometimes Hafni can be very hostile to people whom she just met, but once you get to know Hafni better. She’ll be the most incredible girl ever; her smile is contagious just like Covid-19. Another red flags with Hafni is they’re very insane they will go crazy like an alpa dog another fact about Hafni is they’re very a likeable person nevertheless they are good at poetry .
Most importantly Hafni will always be there for you when you’re at your lowest, even when you’re completely drain she’ll be there beside you eating your food of course.
If you’re in a relationship with a Hafni although it’s very rare but if you are she’ll write you poems everyday however you got to buy books for her. Hafni is also a humble person, she will flatter you with words and also amusing.
Sometimes she will make a situation awkward and lastly she is also friendly; as well as she’s the best of friends you could ever have

Hafni: sorry I ignored you for months

Person: stop saying sorry
Hafni 🧍🏻 ♀️

hafni by Poetic asi November 23, 2021