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Les Grossman 

Les Grossman

He wants you to literally "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE"
Les Grossman by bwat January 4, 2009

Les Grossman 

Les Grossman is a fucking boss, he will literally fuck your face and slap your ass.
Les Grossman slapped my ass and I came in my shorts
Les Grossman by Les grossman October 7, 2019

The Gerstmann Effect 

Basically when people hate on you for being honest or forthright with your opinions. You stand by your principals no matter what, this can often be misconstrued as having no regard for the feelings of others, but in reality only shows integrity and sincerity.

People hate you regardless.
The Gerstmann Effect:-

Jeff Gerstmann: "Kane & Lynch Sucks Balls."
Eidos: "Well you can eat shit."
Gamespot: "Yeah... umm... dude... your fired."
Jeff Gerstmann: "Why?!!"
Gamespot: "A bunch of stuff... but definitely not because you said Kane & Lynch sucked Balls."

Rex Grossman 

To choke in the clutch, big game, under deadlines. To suck.
You sure did a Rex Grossman on that project Frank; you're fired.
Rex Grossman by Mario Bogolavicchi February 13, 2007

Rex Grossman 

noun- a very good but highly error-prone quarterback. Tends to throw as many interceptions in a game as he does touchdown passes. If he keeps this up, the Bears will not go too far into the playoffs, let alone the Super Bowl. Don't get me wrong, though- I love the guy to death, but he MUST do better than this.
1.) A 2006 game against the Arizona Cardinals: a pitiful first half performance by Rex Grossman, during which the Cardinals capitalized and got a 20-0 halftime lead. The only things that saved his ass were the Chicago defense, which scored three touchdowns in the second half, and a botched Arizona field goal at the end. Lucky bastard. The Bears barely won 24-23

2.) Another game in 2006 against the Dolphins, who, before the game, were one of the worst teams in the league. Grossman had to have thrown at least three interceptions that game. A terrible performance. The Bears get crushed 31-13

3.) Another 2006 game verse the Patriots. There was less than a minute to go in regulation when Tom Brady throws an interception and the Bears take over with adequate field position. A touchdown on this drive would make Grossman a hero, and what does he do? He throws an interception. Once again, the game is in his hands and he makes a very costly mistake. A sub-par performance for both quarterbacks. The Bears lose 17-13
Rex Grossman by Kendrick Winningham December 11, 2006

noah grossman 

A young 20 year old man that is in the group "smosh"
A: yo, Noah Grossman is so hot

B: I know he's sooooo hot