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1.
A person that wins frequently but upon losing turns into a complete introverted crybaby.
After Tyler lost that race yesterday, he stormed off the track and didn't talk to anyone for the rest of the day. He was acting like a total Tom Brady.
by Stephen Vassen May 10, 2007
 
2.
New England Patriots quarterback. Disliked by most men outside of New England not only because he usually spanks their respective teams but also because most of their girlfriends think of Tom Brady during intercourse.
"My girlfriend had three orgasms with me last night,thanks Tom Brady!"

"did you see the colts last night? They looked like a high school ladies football team!Thanks Tom Brady"
by Devon B February 10, 2008
 
3.
The root cause of Tuberculosis.
I think I got Tom Brady from my last trip to Indonesia.
by whodatwhodere? December 12, 2007
 
4.
Matt cassel clone wearing #12. Most OVERRATED person in US history. His greatness is a bigger hoax than manti teo's girlfriend. Recipient of insane amounts of undue credit. Fabricate wins by cheating & riding coattails & robert kraft bribing refs(tuck rule). Crybaby, whiny bitch, fag, asshole, piece of shit. A deadbeat dad(john moynahan). Does Zoolander style modeling(looking like a fag but not knowing it). Choker in the biggest games 18-1. Eli's bitch.
The infant dropped tom brady in his diaper & needed it changed.

In the championship game johnny pulled a tom brady & choked.

If you tom brady on your exam you will get expelled from school.

Eli just killed that silly fuck. Ya what a tom brady.
by John Doe11 January 02, 2014
 
5.
A quarterback in the National Football League on the New England Patriots. The most overrated quarterback in NFL History. He's been to 5 superbowls, 3 of which were because of one play (Tuck Rule, Drew Bennett, Lee Evans). Also was the quarterback of the biggest choke job of all time in 2007 (18-1) he is also the sole sole reason why the Patriots even have fans.

He wears Uggz loud and proud. It's a well known fact that he's a dick. He has some of the best stats ever thanks to his deep 5 yard dump passes to his running backs. A true stat padder.

Did I mention he's a fag?
Tom Brady, also known as Tom Lady.
by SpygateReallyHappened January 14, 2013
 
6.
One the greatest Quarterbacks to have ever graced the game of football. He went from a 6th round pick, to the best there ever is and ever will be. He led the New England Patriots Superbowl 36 in his second year as a pro (backup for his first year.) In Brady's first official start in 2001 the Patriots managed to defeat the Indianapolis Colts 44-3. Tom Brady currently holds the record for the most touchdowns thrown in a season which is 50.
Ignorant fan: "Tom Brady wouldn't be so good if he didn't have Randy Moss"

Pats fan: "Brady won 3 Superbowl's with Troy Brown and Deion Branch as his primary receivers."
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football fan 1: "Wow that flea flicker Brady threw to Moss last night was the most perfect play I have ever seen."

football fan 2: "yeah Brady is a monster and Randy is just MAAWZ as usual."
by patsfan21 October 20, 2009
 
7.
any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.
Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?

Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.
by Colin G. November 05, 2007