Gasteroid 

Massive fart

After eating 20 bean burritos, he released a gasteroid and stunk up the whole restaurant.

Gasteroid by DJ F-Train November 20, 2011

gastrointestinal distress 

the shits
the runs
diarrhea

often caused by the consumption of large amounts of alcohol

always a good reason to skip class

i had a really bad case of gastrointestinal distress, thats why i missed the final exam...

gastrointestinal distress by drunk_ November 18, 2010

Send the Asteroid! 

Asking God or the Universe to destroy planet Earth to wipe out human civilization, especially when in events that lacks of moral standards.

Johnny: Hey Elizabeth, what do you for a living?

Elizabeth: I am a professional whore and a boss bitch!
Johnny: HARAM! Send the Asteroid!

Send the Asteroid! by The Hidden Man of Texas January 19, 2023

Gastrodon 

"The Slug pokemon. It uses moves like Body slam and Muddy Water. It comes in 2 forms, west side(pink) and east(blue) side. West-side is known to be more gangsta and will fuck your shit up. "

Bill: Yeah I just caught a Gastrodon!
*Gastrodon massacres Bill*
*Gastrodon takes Bill's wallet*
GG.

Gastrodon by Georgerous February 27, 2016

Asteroid 

A miniature robotic vessel that enters through the anus>
pronounce Ass-Droid

That asteroid was very uncomfortable in an interesting way.

Asteroid by Super Ditsydus July 7, 2010

Hoth Asteroid Field

Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.

If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. Furthermore, the field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.

Related: Hoth Space Slug

Hoth Asteroid Field by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004

Nasteroid 

A contraction of the words 'nasty' and 'asteroid', Nasteroid is the term used to describe a frightfully ugly and obese woman.

"Motherfucker! That nasteroid be bakin' some bread in them pumps."

Nasteroid by buqshui May 18, 2010