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Freudian Autocorrect 

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Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.
When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.
Freudian Autocorrect by Ehrris September 14, 2011
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Freudian autocorrect 

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A Freudian slip made by inadvertently texting someone what you unconsciously meant, and then saying it was autocorrected text (even when it's super implausible that it autocorrected to that).
/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better

bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
Freudian autocorrect by secretuser420 December 5, 2022
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Related Words
freudian auto-correct • Freudian slip • freudian click • freudian text • Freudian Slap • Freudian swype • freudian finger • Freudian Fuck • Freudian nip • freudian spellcheck

Freudian Autocorrect 

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When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.
Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."

Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"

Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
Freudian Autocorrect by Disentropy April 27, 2020
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freudian auto-correct 

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happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.

A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
freudian auto-correct by lamelikebetty November 14, 2011
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