18 definitions by secretuser420
American boy: "Man, I don't want to go on birthright... the shameless propaganda insults my intelligence."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
Friend of Ab: "Dude, just take the trip. And don't miss out on the iron dome."
by secretuser420 May 6, 2022
Getting a blow job (i.e., fellatio) from an Israeli Defense Forces (IDF) soldier, typically while on Birthright.
Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...
See also: Girthright
Typically from a woman soldier, but Israel is the most socially progressive country in the middle east (that doesn't say much, true), so it could be from a guy too...
See also: Girthright
Friend 1: Dude I don't want to go on birthright, it's such a Zionist scam.
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!
Friend 2: Just go take the trip so you can get that iron dome!
by secretuser420 June 21, 2022
When oppressive forces like military or police try to be progressive or worldly, not realizing that doing so is innately impossible and the contradiction just ends up satirizing themselves. Prominent examples include police learning to meditate or drone operators wearing hijabs.
I hear the military is teaching its new recruits about critical race theory! That's so rad.
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
Dude, that's not rad at all. It's cringy af to see how agents of state violence learning crit theory. How clueless are they?
Hey, intersectional oppression is a step is better than unenlightened brutality. Maybe this will help them realize how they're all pawns and expedite the obsolescence of the state?
by secretuser420 May 9, 2022
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 21, 2022
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 21, 2022
Sex with a male IDF soldier while taking a birthright trip to Israel.
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Heterosexual female or homosexual male equivalent of iron dome
Friend of bonee: Damn, girl. I can't believe you boned Yosef! You know they get combat pay for fucking? Jk. But it is seriously fucked that they are tacitly encouraged to sleep with the birthrighters to get them to fall in love and make aliyah or at least go home more sympathetic to a hyper-militarized neocolonial vassal state.
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
Bonee: I'm not stupid, but I'm not about to give up my girthright!
by secretuser420 June 21, 2022
The use of loud obnoxious sighing as a passive aggressive attack on people in your proximity, usually in attempt to clear them from a room or at least annoy them.
"My office-mate keeps was on an all out sigh offensive yesterday. It made it impossible to get anything done, I was so annoyed, I just left and went to work at home!"
by secretuser420 January 23, 2023