Flurper

A term used when someone pisses you off and you are too wasted to call them an asshole.

Rick Mcdick: "Your mom is so stupid, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens!"
Andy Alcoholic: "you flurper!"

by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018

Flurper

A homosexual male that sucks his own semen out of his partner's anus.

"Get away from me you damn flurper". OR "I'd like to flurp the shit out of that guys ass".

by Mike Garcia May 26, 2006