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fake cake 

A true fake..so saturated in fakeness.that they can't tell how fake they really are.
Yo bro did you see that white dude with a wave cap on? What a fake cake

Jamal: what up I'm dating a blue blood white girl that goes to Harvard

Sven: I thought you were a piru gang member from Compton?

Jamal: yeah but we love each other and I love playing cricket and wearing tommy hilfigure

Sven: smh. Fake cake

Friend 1: hey look at that jersey shore overly tan ugly bitch with no ass and huge tits.walking around like she runs shit.

Friend 2: omg. Fake cake . But I would motor boat those bloated moons
fake cake by Prick100 July 26, 2014

fake cake 

A fake cake is a cake that you can't eat because it is only a prop for Seokjins birthday. It looks delicious but it's a trap.
Jin: I'm so sick of this fake cake. fake cake. fake cake
fake cake by Soobinlover23 May 19, 2021

Paddy Cake Fake-Out 

When you play paddy cake with someone, and then "paddy cake" (hit) them really hard with the intent to harm them with either violence or as a friendly gesture, or to knock them away as a way to harm them or tell them to avoid you.
Person 1: "Let's play paddy cake!"
Person 2: "...fine."
*Playing paddy cake*
Person 2: *rears fist in a way that looks just like paddy cake*
Person 2: *launches fist forward*
Person 1: *flies backwards*

Plot twist: Person 2 was using a Paddy Cake Fake-Out

Flamecakes 

Flamecakes are like pancakes but more awesome.

More fucking awesome and made with fire. And passion.
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GOD, I'm so FUCKING HUNGRY! I need some FLAMECAKES.

Q: Do you serve pancakes here?
A: Forget those old-gen pancakes...EAT FLAMECAKES.

You need to put some flames on those pancakes.
Flamecakes by Flamecakeluver246 October 8, 2006

flamecake 

one who flames about on a cake.

a proper bender

a nonce

a cakeyflame

a flamecake
"your gay"

"yeah ,well at least im not a flamecake"
flamecake by jackietreehorn February 7, 2008

Flakecake 

A person who, after owning up to their mistake and offering an apology, slyly deflects responsibility at the last minute, insisting that the error wasn't truly their fault. This individual masterfully crafts excuses, leaving others scratching their heads and wondering if they were ever truly accountable in the first place.
Lisa: "Hey, Jake, you said you'd handle the project deadline, but we missed it. What happened?"

Jake: "Oh, my bad, I messed up. I apologize for that. You know, I would have finished on time, but the software glitched, and it really wasn't my fault anyway. I tried my best."

Lisa (whispering to a colleague): "Classic Flakecake move right there – takes the blame and then shifts it seamlessly. Always has a convenient excuse ready."
Flakecake by uheardmePOS February 18, 2024