Flake-cake

A flake-cake is someone who normally flakes on you. But because calling them a flake sounds lame, you use the term flake-cake.
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couchlord

the person who has the lease of or who owns the property of the couch you are currently living on.
His couchlord got COVID-19 so the whole house is on quarantine.
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dicken

The pain that comes after you get tripped by a little kid
Kaitlens foot hurts like the dickens!
by that guy who said it first September 27, 2004
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nublet

A person who is new that acts like they are not new at something. Also see: Newbie, Nub, Novice, Amature, Rookie.
Tyler is a nublet!
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