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Firld by mongoparty June 17, 2011
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Field of flatus
The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.
Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...
I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!
I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!
Field of flatus by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018
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force field shit
When somebody shits in the bathroom and the next person to use the bathroom can't get close enough to the toilet to use it because the strong odor of the turd has created a force field. You can't get close enough to penetrate the toilet.
Rick I thought you had to use the bathroom? I did but Joe took a force field shit and I couldn't penetrate it.
force field shit by Aj36mason January 18, 2017
Field Train
Field Train by Oscuskanaskus November 4, 2014
field shitting nigger
Specifically, it means an African, since the vast majority of them are both black and lack the incredibly advanced technology of indoor plumbing, thus the need to defecate in a field. But can general be used to call someone poor in a much more creative and offensive way.
field shitting nigger by Testicle Tickler June 15, 2013
FILDI
"If my FILDI is strong let me keep him in a velvet box until i really really need him. If my FILDI is weak let me feed him on oranges and not let him gorge himself on ego and arrogance." - Ze Frank, An Invocation for Beginnings
FILDI by ubernoobinator August 9, 2012
Wrigley Field
“Yeah, John still was using a flip phone until this year: he only started using a smartphone the other month. He’s a total Wrigley Field”
Wrigley Field by TK2000 October 28, 2023
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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