34 definitions by TK2000

John Delaney

A person you never heard of who asks for your support.

“You want me to support you? Dude, you’re a John Delaney to me. I’ve never even heard of you.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Ron Johnson

A dick that you believe to be the biggest dick in the world.

“The guy I saw last night. Huge dick. Probably the biggest in the world. A Ron Johnson if I ever saw one.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Speaker Mike Johnson

The person nobody ever heard of before who gets promoted directly to the top job.

“My firm’s new CEO got promoted directly from an entry position. Literally, nobody knows who he is or how he got the job. He’s a total Speaker Mike Johnson.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Donald and Melania

A married couple that are rarely seen together.

“I know that they are married, but how often do you see them together? They are totally a Donald and Melania.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Margaery Tyrell

When you’re the smartest person in the room, but still manage to fall into a fatal trap.

“Being as smart as she was, she was the only one in the room to recognize the trap they had fallen into. Alas, it was too late. Another Margaery Tyrell.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Madison, Wisconsin

A city that can be described as “Austin on the Prairie” (or alternatively “Portland between two lakes”).

“My sister went to college in Madison, Wisconsin. They keep it weird there.”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023

Tulsi Gabbard

A person who changes positions on a dime

“My friend Jenna changed her positions more often than a weather vane. She’s a total Tulsi Gabbard”

by TK2000 October 29, 2023