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when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.
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Verb. Girl lays on her back, knees up, head off the bed. Guy is titty fucking her, backwards (facing her knees). Upon ejaculation, guy launches cum through her knees, resembling a field-goal in football. I'm over the blumpkin, Cleveland Steamer, Dirty Sanchez, Rusty Trombone, Donkey Punch, and Houdini. I field goal bitches!
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Two men stand up facing each other, their penises touching tip to tip. A third man stands adjacent to the other men. The third man then proceeds to beat off trying to shoot his load in between the other men who are essentially the posts thus completing the field goal. "Hey Rick, wanna kick a field goal? Me and Bobby will be the posts."
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Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm. 1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!
2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal! |
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When a bitch is layin on her back and you stand at her head while shes givin you head, when your about to nut you pull out and donky punch her in the stomach causing her legs to shoot straight up then you shoot your load through her legs better know as the uprights Dave "man you shoulda seen that field goal last night"
steve " what are you talking about there wasent even a game on last night?" Dave " no man im talking about your sister, i gave that bitch the fieldgoal last night" or "man i hit a field goal from that hoes dresser all the way to the other side of the bed, it was at least a 60 yarder" |
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Throwing a turd over a shower rod on an unsuspecting roommate. Nigel wouldn't get out of the shower, so I Field Goal'd his sorry ass.
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In the act of having an orgasm, aim your meat hammer so that when u jizz(football being kicked) it will head over your two shoulderblades(field goal posts). Dude I kicked a field goal last night and it went right past my eyes onto my chair.
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