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Having the characteristics of a fag or gayness. Or if something just sucks. A situation.
"I went to the meeting, and it was total fagitry!"
fagitry by TwinZen May 12, 2006
Alberto is the creator of fagitry
fagitry by Fagitry March 21, 2017

Fagitore 

Defender of the Gaylord’s and slayer of the heteros. Wielding a 3 foot double ender to sodomize the oppressing heterosexuals attempting to shame the homo hordes at gay pride parades.
Brace yourselves men... Here comes fagitore!
Fagitore by Mungtongue December 10, 2018

fagatory 

Acting in a way unexplainable or just plain stupid. Or also in a gay way. Can be used as Adjective
Oh my gosh, that was such a fagatory thing that he did!

fagatory by Christie Lee February 25, 2008
People who are put in positions of power and abuse it by simply exercising their strange desires to wield whatever tiny and miniscule amount of power that has been granted to them as a temporary measure only.
Some occupations that are particularly prone to employing fagitors are media, any government job, local, state, or national. There is also traffic cop, judge, any politician who has been re-elected at least two times, and so on.
Sam: That Charley puts himself about a whole lot, don't he. One of the highest ranking editors here. Sounds like a good guy to know.

Fred:Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, not a good idea to get close. He's out to get anybody no matter how much it costs, just put one toe over the line and see his pissy power.

Sam: Sounds like a fagitor.
Fred: A fagitor he is.
Fagitor by randyoldBasterd April 7, 2010
Places where curious but virgin homosexuals go to experiement sucking dicks.
Egad, no way I am gonna buy some Bud Light at that fagtory! There are way too many homo cock suckers there trying to juggle others' balls!
fagtory by Fag Haters September 9, 2006
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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