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Ethiopian paratrooper

A turd, a firm stool.
I've just had the 4 minute warning, I'd better go and drop some Ethiopian paratroopers off at the pool otherwise I'm going to soil my strides.

Ethiopian Boredom Dance 

Another phrase that means sex. As heard on Drawn Together in season 3 episode 11.
Foxxy: Now why come I can't stop doing the Ethiopian Boredom Dance.

A Full Ethiopian 

A saying that is sarcastic. When a friend/someone says something really lucky, the response would be something along the lines of oh yeah, i saw a full ethiopian the other day too.

An oxymoron.
A: Damn, i just found out that im getting a new 2010 lambo for free!
B: Yea, and i saw a full ethiopian today at the mall.

A: "Hey look it says gullible on the ceiling."
B: "Hey look its a full ethiopian. im not that fucking stupid."
A Full Ethiopian by Niqqawithaq June 19, 2010

Ethiopian 

A country that never been colonized by any country in the world. It's a country that defeated Italian fascist,turkey ... etc. A country where coffee bean first found, the world's second country to accept Christianity, a black country which many European country hate it cuz they bit a s***t out of those invaders, a country where you find the most beautiful women that a human mind can imagine ,a place where the air itself would be inhaled like food unlike most people think - desert, a home of 79 million people , the land of the braves, a country which its names stated more than 13 times in the bible , and so on and on.... Wikipedia ethiopia and know the fact more. So please don't be an echo find the true history doing your own good research.
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Ethiopian kids 

They have it so much harder than the rest of Africa. They're practically Indian because all they're parents care about are GRADES. If they get lower than B+ BAM THEY ARE SCRWEDDDDD. Ethiopia is so different from the rest of Africa.
Ethiopian Kids: Hey tom i got whopped last night.
Indian: Omg samee my parents were pissed at my grades.
Asian: I got beat too, my parents were mad at my A-
White kid: yea...I got my blackberry and Iphone 4 and Ipad taken away... I'm really sad..
Ethiopian, Indian and Asian: SHUT UP WHITE BOY
Ethiopian kids by Hannagurlxx May 22, 2011

Ethiopian Bubble Bath 

The act of farting in a mud puddle - the poor man's take on first world bubble cleansing.
"Who needs plumbing when I can share an ethiopian bubble bath with my bitch"
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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