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Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Disingenuous Assertions 

Disingenuous: lacking in frankness, candor, or sincerity; falsely or hypocritically

Assertion: positive statement or declaration, often without support or reason: a mere assertion; an unwarranted assertion.

put the two together and you have Disingenuous Assertions so I'll dumb it down for you people

Disingenuous Assertions: pretty much lying to make someone look good and something that so infuriating that it makes soldiers want to punch reporters
I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions
Disingenuous Assertions by Bushyfro September 29, 2011

self-dissing 

When a Loser disses himself
U got Swag
No, Im white

Ah u just dissed urself
SELF-DISSING
self-dissing by NKTE November 16, 2010

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

sneak dissing 

Sneak Dissing Is When Someone Is Constantly Talking Shit & Don't Say It To Your Face
Kim: Kendra She Is Mad Ugly Yo
Kendra: Yo I Know
Mike: Ya'll Sneak Dissing Or Naah!
sneak dissing by KillaKaay January 29, 2014

Sneak Dissing 

Talking shit on the sly by posting in general statements that are really directed towards somebody specific.
Do yall see them on Facebook sneak dissing each other because they don't have the heart to say it to one another in person?
Sneak Dissing by Sammy2Times July 30, 2016