Doucheitis
Doucheitis by Jesse king of doucheland June 20, 2009
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Douchetastrophe
A douchebag of catastrophic proportions.
Did you see that guy throw up all over himself after taking his last shot then fall over before saying brah?
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Yeah, that guy is the epitome of a douchetastrophe.
Douchetastrophe by TacoMcNasty January 7, 2019
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Douchewhistle
The sound made by a jack-ass who feels the urge to start whistling in a public area such as a library, at work, or even in line at the store, regardless of how irritating it is to those that surround him. Often accompanied by tapping on whatever is in front of them. Made all the worse in recent years by the fact that every other tv, radio and internet video advertisement seems to have a whistler in the background music.
I can't go to work, to the library or anywhere else anymore without having to deal with hearing the douchewhistle of some obnoxious individual , that makes it very hard for me and others to get anything done without getting a headache.
Douchewhistle by Tsathoggua of Stankonia April 21, 2019
douchercism
douchercism by emotional crack August 22, 2009
Douchepticon
1. A person who appears to be normal at first but exposes themselves as a douchebag later.
2. Douche in disguise
2. Douche in disguise
Douchepticon by Brophessional December 29, 2009
Douchetit
A lovely retort when someone is acting like a douchebag and a complete idiot - i.e. boob/tit. A very convenient word, and should be included in many college students' vocabularies. It gets to the point, and leaves people shocked as to how to respond.
Zach: Dude, you're such a douchetit.
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
Bill: *Silence, and embarrassment as he runs out of the room crying like the bitch that he is*
Douchetit by The All-Seeing Eye December 25, 2008
Urban douchetionary
The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends
1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him
2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her
'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her
'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'
Urban douchetionary by Papa-G November 20, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.