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A group of elitist/holier-than-thou people who feel pleasure and moral superiority when they constantly brag about buying only hemp products, being vegan, not owning a television, eating only organic food, adopting whales, etc. Usually are either rich brats with trust funds or hippies.
I'm pretty sure if you fit this description in some way, you're kind of doucheoisie.

If the doucheoisie were smart, they'd understand that cows wouldn't taste so good if they didn't want to be eaten.
by viciouspandabear March 26, 2010
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The upper crust of douche. Usually associated with the elite of the bro. Natural habitat includes college towns, frat houses and bars with loud music and overpriced drinks.
Hey what would you call that dude in the Ed Hardy shirt? He is a captain of the doucheoisie.
by Mauerhan November 11, 2009
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Anne, an upper East Side Republican, considered herself an elitist, but in fact, she was a member of the doucheoisie.
by Elk e summer February 18, 2011
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A dickish Frenchman. He knows he is annoying, but he doesn't care.
Tom- yo, check out the new kid Pierre

Stan- can't you tell he is a doucheoisie
by ELfuzztheheated September 01, 2010
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