Defangled 

A combination of smashed, stretched, mangled and twisted.

Like old gum in the wrapper at the bottom of the bag.

Defangled by Amberleigh August 6, 2004

Dangledoogle 

What a person might say in an Australian accent when they are in a bit of trouble with someone.

*Dave is in trouble with Pete*
Dave: “Pete has gut me by tha ‘dangledoogle.’”

Dangledoogle by Clappedman63 June 19, 2018

deagled

The act of being killed by or killing someone with the Desert Eagle pistol.

Usually screamed whenever someone kills someone else. Commonly used in Counter-Strike.

Guy: You just got DEAGLED.

deagled by Nol888 December 12, 2009

Mentally Deranged 

A sad state of mind that has been through multiple traumas, socially, physically, emotionally, etc. Which prohibits the person from thinking clearly and it has the ability to develop into multiple mental illnesses and mental disabilities that will hinder the person’s life. It worsens if the person has neurological disorders that gets in the way of their social life.

He hasn’t been himself lately. I’m worried that he might be mentally deranged... I’m afraid of him. That’s what she said, you fools.

Mentally Deranged by Unwiseman February 26, 2020

Dangled Pardon

The disingenuous use of Presidential Power to favorably manipulate a targeted individual's behavior, while never intending to actually execute a pardon order.

Who sucked on the dangled pardon? Who lied, cheated, mis-directed authorities and forever soiled their reputation?...and Is STILL GOING TO FUCKING JAIL?...

Dangled Pardon by YAWA March 8, 2019

deranged 

adj.-insane, crazy, eccentric

Calvin and Hobbes-Attack of the DERANGED Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons

deranged by Grant May 13, 2005

DERANGED DICK 

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS

YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!

DERANGED DICK by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009