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1. smashed
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a) To be heavily intoxicated, to the point where behaviour is erratic and the ability to walk straight is no more.

b) broken through
a) "A lot of people up here are getting really fucking smashed. I've seen like four people carried out in front of me and the show just fuckin' started" - Axl Rose

b) smashed window
by Kung-Fu Jesus Apr 21, 2004 share this
2. smashed
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to get piss drunk, often involving stumbling and incoherent speech
the other night we all got smashed at Tiffany's birthday party!
by PARTY Oct 20, 2002 share this
3. smashed
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to be drunk
Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.
by steph Mar 25, 2004 share this
4. smashed
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To be FUCKED off your head royally, after ripping down copious amounts of cones.
Man i was smashed stupid last night, i couldn't fuckin see straight!
by JuzzyDee Oct 28, 2003 share this
5. Smashed
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Had sex with, used in past tense.
Guy1: Did you see the Colts game?
Guy2: Nah I smashed your gf during it.
Guy1: ......
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by Most Hated Sep 28, 2009 share this
6. Smashed
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A rather endearing term a male uses to tell a woman what he's going to do to her sexually. Usually rough sex.
'Guuurrrrl, your gona get seriously smashed tonight, let me tell you'
'I love it when you talk like that.'

'Am gona give your ass a good smashin, bitch'
shag sex make love smashed fuck rough sex ass
by Jungle_Juice Aug 22, 2008 share this
7. Smashed
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1. An object that's broken

2. Completely blind drunk

3. Instant mash potato
1. Guy- We were playing Placeball and I smashed my ma's best vase!

2. Guy- Jesus, everyone in Bristol on friday night were absolutely smashed!

3. Guy- Have you seen that crap ad for Smashed Mash potato?
Other guy- Why should I care?
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by Jammers90 Jun 13, 2007 share this
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