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Similar to the DTs (delirium tremens) of an alcoholic, the DSTs occur when you wake up the day after a daylight savings time change. The main symptom is utter confusion: "Is this clock showing the correct time?" "Did this other clock automatically set?" "Was it 'spring forward, fall back', or 'spring back, fall forward'?
Michael: "Dwight, why are you so late? And why do you have a dazed look in your eyes?"
Dwight: "Sorry, Michael, I've got the DSTs."
DSTs by Jimmy the Swartz November 7, 2011
"You realise the test for after lunch, right?"
"DSTBS i'll cram before"
DSTBS by ,kjhflkhfkljz\hlkh\jk October 17, 2016
done with this school shit
“bro im fr dwtss, these teachers got me effed up
dwtss by anonymousxexyred323 October 23, 2023
or Defunct Server Transfer Syndrome. After a web site / blog is forced to look for a new host after a major crash with no back ups. For several months the site will suffer from missing elements as it tries to build up it's database.
"Sorry about the missing posts, guys. My site is suffering from serious DSTS."
DSTS by Reybeez May 21, 2006
Short for the DriveThrough sim series a car racing series on NR2003. A YouTube named Drivethrough holds the races while joined by other to commentate. In this series the craziest can happen from flips to weird black flag penalties and sometimes no one has a clue what’s happening. Has a Pace Van that comes out under cautions and supposedly takes kids.
Hey man did you see the DTSS race yesterday? It was crazy!”
DTSS by Orioles1932 August 21, 2019
Down To Suck and Swallow.
(In reference to a blow job.)
Guy: "SMD"
Girl: "I'm always DTSS ;)"
DTSS by figgygotloww March 17, 2011