Similar to the DTs (delirium tremens) of an
alcoholic, the DSTs occur when you wake up the
day after a daylight savings time change. The main symptom is utter confusion: "Is this clock showing the correct time?" "Did this other clock automatically
set?" "Was it 'spring forward, fall back', or 'spring back, fall forward'?
Michael: "Dwight, why are you so late? And why
do you have a
dazed look in your
eyes?"
Dwight: "Sorry, Michael, I've got the DSTs."