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Cyber Snob 

Someone who thinks their extensive knowledge of useless online jargon and acronyms, primarily those only found on urban dictionary, makes them a superior individual.
John thought his over use of the words n00b and pwned made him look smart, however they just made others confused.

John, "Did you see the n00bs in the lobby?"
Susan, "You saw WHAT in the lobby?!"
John, "Don't you know what a n00b is?"
Susan, "No, go talk to your gamer friends, Cyber Snob."
Cyber Snob by Franny Lou August 3, 2009
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The residue that remains on the computer monitor after an unexpected sneeze while typing.
You: Hey man, what are those tiny spots spread all over the surface of your computer screen?

Your messy friend: Oh yeh, I had a little cold last week and couldn't turn my head fast enough when I sneezed. Don't worry, it's only cybersnot.
cybersnot by Jayophonic November 30, 2009
Someone who is 'above' using technology. They feel superior about being tech laggards.
Tim doesn't have a cell phone or facebook. He's such a cybersnob.
cybersnob by SallyRide March 9, 2009

cybersnooper 

Someone who copies and pastes what others say in chatrooms and sends the chat to the person others are talking about
Don't talk in front of her she is such a cybersnooper she likes to cause trouble
cybersnooper by jjwhite0222 February 5, 2010

cybersnub 

To intentionally exclude/block a person from your social networking profile as a means of "punishing" them for something they said or did.
Chad didn't say hi to Melissa at the mall, even though he totally saw her, so she's going to cybersnub him on Facebook.
cybersnub by RandySpanx March 12, 2010

cybersnooping 

Less serious than cyberstalking, cybersnooping involves using the internet to find out as much as one can about a person they are obsessed with.
When Pat and Jess broke up, Jess had a hard time letting go, so Jess started cybersnooping on Pat, spending a lot of time Googling and following Pat on social media in order to feel connected to Pat.
cybersnooping by besatt April 30, 2014

Cyberslob 

Someone who keeps not upgrading his gaming rig for years and years.
Jack: "New GPU? Nah, I'll upgrade when my card actually catches fire — until then, it’s fine"

Laura: "You're such a cyberslob"
Cyberslob by Aramalec April 26, 2025
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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