Cummoch
"Since it was our first time hooking up, I only gave Dominic a hand job, but he cummoched before I could move!"
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Cummoch • cummach • cummach ache • Cummache • cummock • Cummophobia • cummychief • Cum Machine • cum mother
Cummophobia
The fear of semen.
This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.
This includes: seeing, physical contact with your own or someone else's seed and ejaculating.
Cummophobia by WindexLevi November 23, 2014
cummychief
Mom was changing the bedsheets and found Dereks cum stained blue striped cummychief
Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief
Derek took Peters burgundy striped Hanky and used it as his new cummychief
cummychief by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml January 7, 2018
cummach ache
cummach ache by eekabooka November 17, 2018
cummock
cummock by That_one_gay_person October 22, 2020
Cummache
Damn I wish my girlfriend had a cummache like yours.
My girlfriends cummache is bigger than your dad's moustache
My girlfriends cummache is bigger than your dad's moustache
Cummache by Caitanator January 6, 2024
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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