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cummach ache 

When your stomach hurts or aches after you swallow cum.
Me: "I have such a bad cummach ache"
Boyfriend: "Well you did swallow my cum"
cummach ache by eekabooka November 17, 2018
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Cummaculate 

The purest/best ejaculation that a male can experience in his life span.
Dude this chick made cummaculate
Cummaculate by Nate-Jason July 17, 2020
(Noun) - A highly appealing abdominal region on a woman that causes an extremely strong desire in a man on which to ejaculate sperm.

It is not uncommon during intercourse that a man may achieve orgasm while in the missionary position. If he removes himself from the woman just prior to ejaculation, a frequent and convenient zone of fluid deposit is her abdominal area. A heightened level of satisfaction from performing this act can be attained by the woman having toned abdominal muscles, or at least having the appearance of such. Thus, the woman has a great stomach to cum on, or a "cumach".
Susie has been doing a lot of sit-ups. She has a total cumach now.
Cumach by Captain Inches January 29, 2010

Cumnacho 

A Cumnacho is a female that does extremely slutty and/or revealing things for likes or attention.
"Nah bro, she's such a cumnacho."
"She's starved for attention huh, must be a cumnacho."
Cumnacho by Ganondork II June 2, 2014

Commacho 

One of the baddest muthafuckas of all time, one of the best people, and best looking muthafuckas you've ever seen. Hold MY drink, bitch.
"I walked up in that club like I was a straight muthafuckin Commacho. But it didn't work out for me."
Commacho by It's science February 4, 2010

Cumach ache 

The stomach ache a person gets after swallowing too much sperm during a blow job
Dude after I gave Johnny a b.j. I had such a bad cumach ache.
Cumach ache by CAYloo December 5, 2007