Crontos
1. Lay some crontos down on me you straight flyin mutha
2. 2 pounds of Crontos Brutha
3. Got Crontos?
2. 2 pounds of Crontos Brutha
3. Got Crontos?
Crontos by 1Aussie2_3_Q September 26, 2003
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Pulling A Chontos
Guy #1: Dude, I just accidentally hit that girl in the face with a water bottle.
Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
Guy #2: I know man, you are definitely pulling a chontos
Pulling A Chontos by JacksonHebe October 19, 2011
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Crontos • contoso • Crondoscious • cronoshift • Crontonimo bay • Crontoochie • crontsont • Csontos • Csontosing • marie contos
Crontoochie
Crontoochie by Weary_Pancake May 12, 2022
marie contos
Marie Contos is a Greek name which has been handed down from generation to generation to those who are loving and willing to help those in need. However, if push comes to shove they are a bad ass mother grabber that will kick anyone's ass that tries to push them around or mess with their loved ones. They are very cuddly and are best matched with people who have the name Bradley Hahn. if given the option they would cuddle with a Bradley Hahn 24/7. It is said that they together will one day explore the world while cuddling on every continent and helping those who are in need. A Marie Contos is paired usually with really great friends who have names like Maria, Laura, Meghan, Jess, and Kayla. If you are ever looking to attract a Marie Contos and your name is Bradley Hahn, you must try 3 times to get her attention while holding a pot of coffee and meowing very loudly the theme song to Friends.
marie contos by BigB63 May 31, 2014
Cronos
Chontos
an extremely oppressive individual bred for torture and despair. judgemental, cruel, and unoriginal. rejects all implications of an original idea. perhaps a sociopath.
person a: "hey, i have an idea!! what if we--"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"
person b: no you absolute buffoon. how could you think that's a good idea??"
person a: "god, don't be such a Chontos"
Chontos by kazutokirigaya17 October 19, 2019
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