Scrum

Simply, the asshole. The butthole part of the whole ass.

Tim enjoys his scrum being eaten but Christine refuses to eat Tim's scrum because it is far too swampy.

Josh enjoys having his scrum pleasured orally quite regularly.

Shit comes out of the scrum of the as therefore some people do not like to put their mouth near it let alone eat the scrum.

Tims scrum smells like shit and is dense wet and hairy much like a swamp.

Scrum by batyodi April 28, 2021

scrum

when the food is absolutely, undeniably busting

abbr. from scrumdiddlyumptious

The food was so scrum, I think I got the pussy part of the chicken.

I’m sick of buying all these school supplies because the kids can’t stop scrumming on the glue sticks.

scrum by alexlovesscrum April 18, 2023

scrum

a group of penguins
OR
an offense manouver in Rugby
OR
a certain set of computer software tools

penguins in scrums are fun to watch

the team's scrum helped them score

i used SCRUM to do some computer stuff

scrum by Wallis and Futuna Islands December 21, 2004

scrum

the wrinkled skin of a ballsack

"I gaggled some scrum last night and I'm still picking the pubes out of my teeth!"
"TMI."

scrum by Kayl July 2, 2019

Scrum

A slang word for a rectum, also commonly referred to as an anus or asshole. A term popularized by the amazing podcast known as "Your Mom's House", where co-host Christine P'Jet-ski refuses to "eat" her co-host/husband Tim Sombrero's "scrum".

Hey baby, will you lick my scrum?

Tina, I would love it if you would just eat my scrum for once.

Scrum by bonelesscheese June 1, 2021

Scrum

The act of jacking it while doing a shit. It is said to be the ultimate body relief.

Michael: Luke you look so relaxed.
Luke: yeah i just had a scrum

Scrum by brewskies October 12, 2009

scrum

n. Central activity in Rugby football. Sixteen overweight men or women push into each other while holding one anothers shirt tails. Face-kicking, ear-biting and scrotum-butting are allowed, but, oddly, foot-lifting is severely punished. A call of "not in straight" results in a penalty kick instead of knowing sniggers while a call of "push over try" results in jubilation and moist scrum down.

Scrum! White! There's your mark! Crouch! Touch! Pause! Engage!

Is that referee high on something? The match hasn't started!

scrum by gnostic1 June 30, 2012