A word used by a drunk and / or high person to define almost anything in an internet post.
Here is a sample post:
TheTripleA: as all yo ubaby time game wasters here...totolay and wiht black...and intinsgly played away...and hoihphg hopihgn hoihg hoihgn hopihg hpo;igh perhpsss pherpshs to like a totol totola baby waste the game by time..contgosingoisnss eveyrign achieved
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!