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Consoomer 

a person who bases his identity on consuming the latest tech and entertainment or anything else that is not a significant improvement for his/ her life. Due to this many products and franchises plateau as consoomers will buy those products without any regard for quality.
Ace: yo jack, did u see that guy who started crying over that star wars trailer
Jack: Yeah bro, he's a prime example of being a consoomer
Consoomer by Acethemain June 16, 2020
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Consoomer 

1. Someone who consumes entertainment content (movies, TV, Youtube, video games, etc.) like a glutton consumes food, indiscriminately and without appreciating its intrinsic worth or lack thereof, or for whom the consumption of content becomes mechanical and compulsive.

The consoomer is distinct from the coomer, the latter being a subset of consoomer who specifically consumes pornography.

2. A feckless person who dissipates all his energies by consuming the aforementioned content in a compulsive and morbid manner.
Remember our old classmate Sam? He turned into a consoomer and all he did was watch TED talks all day. Apparently he killed himself last week.
Consoomer by Barberousse February 9, 2022

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Used in place of "consume" to mock rampant consumerism.

See also: Consoomer
You need to get a job so that you can CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM by sid_ December 2, 2020

ConSOLD out

When a computer video game company / development team, dumb down computer games to allow users with video game consoles to play the same game. Usually resulting in either a overall horrible computer game due to the transition or the computer game being stripped of several options it was or has known to be normally accustomed to so that console users can play the game.
Dan says, "Hey, have you played Dungeon Siege 3?" Charles says, "Ya it sucks so bro, they consold out so bad you can't even use the keyboard to chat!"
ConSOLD out by PiNeBoX July 15, 2011

Contoods 

A word made up by Carly on ICarly. Using context from Sam we can assume this word means goodbye or goodnight.
Carly: And for now we will pretend Contoods is a word, goodnight.
Sam: Contoods!
Carly: Goodbye!
Contoods by StopPlease x2 February 17, 2019
To rampantly consume various forms of media entertainment in lieu of original thought, to the point where it dictates ones personality
Ben - "Elon Musk is like a real life Tony Stark. Those rocket landings were perfectly balanced, like all things should be. Get it? Hah I'm such a Ravenclaw"

Sarah - "You sound like a consoomer"
Consoom by dwalone June 15, 2021