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Condomful
Person A: Hey, did you see that concert last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was totally Condomful! I had such a great time!
Person B: Yeah, it was totally Condomful! I had such a great time!
Condomful by Teen Nerdfighter July 18, 2011
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Condonkulated
Their relationship is absolutely condonkulated, they are screwed. The very fact that we still use paper medical records is absolutely condonkulated.
Condonkulated by iammrmadeaword March 8, 2019
condomplate
1. Jimmy had some serious condomplating to do when he was having a hard time opening the condom wrapper.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
2. While Jenny was waiting for Jimmy to open the condom wrapper she condomplated whether the condom was necessary or not, she was on birth control after all.
condomplate by heymon October 25, 2009
Word of the Day on August 26, 2011
Condomulation
"I was just beginning condomulation when she suddenly told me to stop, and that this was a bad idea."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
"God, sisters can be so cruel."
Condomulation by Plummy Mummy July 13, 2010
condomfetti
mass quantites of condoms (new in wrappers) are thrown around like confetti at a party.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.
a fairly disgusting concept. one should avoid any party where condomfetti will be thrown around.
Bill and Bob thought it would be a great idea to get some condomfetti for the party they were planning, thinking it would lead to many "happy endings". however, they neglected to realize how hard it would be to clean up all the condomfetti after the party and had some explaining to do when their parents came home.
condomfetti by pb foot January 17, 2010
Condomplation
"Is she ovulating right now? She doesn't look like she's ovulating. When did she say her period was? Last week, I think. Or maybe the week before. I wonder if I'd make a good father..."
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
Last night I was lost in Condomplation.
Condomplation by tsukiatari July 21, 2009
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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