Condomful

Absolutely wonderful

Today was just condomful!

by Anon-nerd July 18, 2011

Condomful

A synonym for Wonderful.

Person A: Hey, did you see that concert last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was totally Condomful! I had such a great time!

by Teen Nerdfighter July 18, 2011

Condom

What broke last night.

Well, the condom broke so now I'm a father. Shit.

by BBPow August 15, 2010

Condom

Savior to many who fear child support.

Your mom and dad didn't use condoms at some point

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Condom

A rain jacket for your penis.

"Dad, what's a condom?"
"Honey, it's a rain jacket for your penis."
"Dad?!?! WHA T THE HELL??!!!!"

by SKKW1313 June 10, 2015

[condom]

Cheapest prevention of a thousand problems in existence. For just a buck, you can avoid thousands in court costs, child support, medical bills for some nasty STDs, and you KNOW the kid isn't yours!

Condom: No glove, no love. Unless you're dumb enough to want an entirely different(and truly painful)kind of screwing.

by KrimsonSmartass January 13, 2009

Condom

Haven't you heard?

If you're gonna make LOVE,

WEAR a GLOVE!!!

CAUSE SAFE SEX is GREAT SEX,

So you Better WEAR a LATEX,

Cause you don't want that LATE TEXT,

That I THINK I'M LATE TEXT!!!

Ha Ha, So wrap it up!!!

My flo so cold Chicken soup won't Help!!!

Jeremy- "I don't want to use a condom. I just don't feel anything."

Girl 1- "It's ok. I'm on the pill, baby."

Girl 2- {Two hours later} "Tough luck buddy. I got too much going on in my life to fuck it all up now."

by Q. Jakers August 12, 2009