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Comptroller 

A person who lingers around service industry establishments such as Bars with the intent of receiving drinks, food, etc.
The Comptroller left the bar after no one would buy her a free drink.
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Douchebag Comptroller 

A complete fuckup. A person wearing colorful robes who does not understand basic orders about standing in a corner. A jackass overlord who does not realize he/she/it has done anything wrong. A Movoldo of unspeakable acts.
"I'm in the fucking corner! Arglebargle!", declared the douchebag comptroller.

So we're looking at some naked pictures of Jessica Biel and this douchebag comptroller runs over trying to put his dick in our ear...what the fuck is that about?
Douchebag Comptroller by Millyy November 8, 2006

coptroller 

Law enforcement AI. Robo-cop. Automated authority.
The coptroller is directing traffic using meta-data patterns.
coptroller by sandraxine June 16, 2017

Icky Controller 

A game where multiple males sit on a circle,place a controller in the center of the circle and masturbate to completion. Last one to finish must play a level/match that the other participants decide on using the controller.
Jordan: Hey guys! Want to play Icky Controller?
Terrance:No, that's gay!
Jorge:What's Icky Controller?
Jordan: It's when a bunch of guys form a masturbation circle, cum on the controller and last one to cum has to play a game using the cum covered controller.
Richard:Let's Play!
Icky Controller by Meliodasthefall January 4, 2019

controller scrimma 

A Fortnite player that plays on a PC but uses a controller. Abuses L2 spam to land shots on other players. Usually very outspoken about how their aimbot is "balanced" and "needed". When criticized they will remind others that keyboard and mouse players have scroll wheel reset, 103 available keybinds, and use their arms. Very self-conscious about their skill and worried that Epic will nerf their aimbot.
This controller scrimma just one pumped me, they weren't even looking at me!

Out of Controller 

adj. a gamer that gets so frustrated when losing or playing poorly during a video game, that he/she will throw their controller, causing damage to walls, controllers, tvs, game systems, etc.
guy #2: hey, you wanna play some COD 5?
guy #1: sorry bro, but you get a little out of controller...

Controller Player 

A person who plays video games and spams L2/LT to make them have better aim
That’s a controller player I swear
Controller Player by BigFuknBeef April 12, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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