Clynch

A functioning alcoholic. Someone who gets drunk everyday and somehow manages to just about hold down a job and a relationship.

Holy shit Clynch, are you pissed again? try to stay away from the boss today!

Fuck that, I'm gonna walk out of work, get some booze and threaten to kill my girlfriend instead, afterall, I am the Clynch!

by scorchiooo April 16, 2010