7 definitions by Finn Gerbang
When you aggressively begin to rim your partners' asshole before realizing there has been a very recent application of Preparation H.
I ran my tongue all over her body until I got to her asshole and realized I was just hemmischmeared.
by Finn Gerbang March 31, 2015
An abnormal bulge or ballooning of your blood vessels which if untreated, can rupture. Janeurysm's are caused by prolonged exposure to political rantings delivered by elected officials of limited intelligence who have been unable and/or unwilling to maintain viability in a progressive society representative of current times. Frequently this defect is the direct result of inbreeding, rural living,involvement in organized religion, and home schooling. Janeurysm's were first discovered in a small population of people in Arizona in 2010; most often Democrats, Hispanics, Gays and Lesbians, college graduates, and anyone who has not suffered major head trauma or has been lobotomized. NIH directly attributes the steady increase of reported cases to the appointment of Jan Brewer as Arizona Governor, specifically her racist positions, hatred of minorities and the poor, her pro life, pro gun, anti gay policies, her uncanny resemblance to the Crypt Keeper, her chronic halitosis, flatulence (both anal and vaginal), bad grammar, inability to enunciate multi-syllabic words, and her incessant desire to become relevant on the national stage believing that anyone who has not ever fucked a farm animal is interested in anything she has to say.
After 15-minutes of listening to Mitch McConnell ramble on about Obamacare, I had to leave the room or risk a janeurysm.
by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015
A hotisserie is when a person is penetrated orally and either vaginally or anally at the same time. The two penises inserted at both ends function similar to a skewer allowing the penetrated person to be lifted and spun around like a piece of meat being grilled on a rotisserie.
When I arrived home early from work I discovered my girlfriend playing hotisserie with 2 guys from work.
by Finn Gerbang July 31, 2018
by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015
What happens after having unprotected anal intercourse with a man with a tiny penis. The ejaculate doesn't get past the Anus Hotel lobby (so to speak) and coagulates very close to the one and only exit; occasionally causing a bloated feeling or general lower GI discomfort.
After they found him half naked with his scout master in the closet, he ran to that restroom so fast you just knew he was clenching chowder.
by Finn Gerbang January 7, 2015
When an extremely animated person speaks and emphasizes their words by moving their head rapidly from side to side. This movement is similar to the neck movements of geese when they walk.
by Finn Gerbang August 31, 2015
She has always been a total jizzabelle. She considers her greatest accomplishment swallowing loads from every guy on her high school football team.
by Finn Gerbang June 16, 2015