Chromosomia

A dangerous, potentially contagious illness. The symptoms include, but are not limited to:

-Wearing plaid shirts and glasses
-Anime obssesion
-0 social skills
-Lowkey sexism
-Superiority complex
-Hating mainstream music
-Exclusively interested in math and IT
-Unusual fetishes and sexual deviance
-Using emojis like xD, :D, :P and =) even in professional settings
-Using Reddit OR using 4chan and hating Reddit

In severe cases, a person defined as a chromosome might have long hair, have incoherent speech and have stalker tendencies. Or be an incel.

Example 1

Guy1: Aw man, this dude is using xD even in emails to his boss.

Guy2: Shit, might be a severe case of chromosomia.

Example 2

Guy1: Man, this dude is such a chromosome.
Guy2: Right! He's always wearing plaid shirts and talking about how he has such a big brain.

Chromosomia by chromohunter69 October 1, 2020

stealing chromies 

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

stealing chromies by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

Chromosomes 

The life force that flows through all things within the Filthy Frank universe, similar to The Force of Star Wars. Chromosomes can be extracted through someone's bodily fluids, or by the person doing something retarded on purpose. Chromosomes are somewhat in between matter and energy, seeing as they can be stored. The Dark Lord Chin Chin lives off of this matter-energy and uses it to fuel his dark powers. People who have been drained of chromosomes will act sluggish, be able to barely move, and say things that are very gay. Chromosomes are also a unit of time, suggesting that this mystical substance is fourth-dimensional.

It is time. Prepare to give the Dark Lord the Chromosomes we have stored over the past few chromosomes.

ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO
ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO
ORE WA CHIN CHIN DAISUKI NANDAIO

Chromosomes by The Peace Lord Deimos August 6, 2017

chromosomedrifter 

a chromosomedrifter is a synonym for people that got a disability or something that get's referred to as a disability. (for example height on tinier people). this can also be used in a context to describe a dumb person that did something stupid (synonym for retard)

chromosomedrifter teammate ran it down mid, report him

chromosomedrifter by veryu November 30, 2020

Chromosome powerplay 

Meaning you have an extra set of chromosomes. Nice way of calling someone a retard. Powerplay is a man-up scenario in sports, mostly from opposing team serving a penalty.

Person 1: "Wow, that guy is a moron."

Person 2: "Yeah, they must have a chromosome powerplay going on."

Chromosome powerplay by M_Dubz152 June 6, 2023

chromosome thief

(n). One who steals another's chromosomes to bring about autism, down syndrome, etc.

Look out, there's a chromosome thief coming towards us!

chromosome thief by _thememeprophet_ February 27, 2017

extra chromosome 

What makes a Down's Syndrome person how they are.

Timmy has an extra chromosome, that's why he goes to special school.

extra chromosome by Ray Flynn May 20, 2005