Chopstitute
Chopstitute by Abe Soong December 6, 2010
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Copstitute
Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015
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Constituted Authority
Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.
Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"
Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020
Crosstitute
It is a woman who wears clothing that exposes her cleavage all while wearing a crucifix. With Jesus there sliding between two mounds.
Crosstitute by SIMAFOL May 14, 2010
Crosstitute
A woman (or a man) that is known to have lots of sex with people inside of the cyclocross racing community.
Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
Also, a good way to make enough money to buy gas to get home from a race.
"She might've given you a tubular but she gave me her anal virginity."
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
"I took her real virginity when she still raced as a junior."
"Ah man, what a crosstitute."
Jimmy won Gloucester and used the podium selfie to advertise for his male crosstitution business.
Crosstitute by ACRONYM February 16, 2015
copstitute
A female who enjoys throwing themselves at police officers (regardless of looks,age, number of children, marital status or rank) much like a rock band groupie.
A young attractive female dates a police officer 30 years older who has had multiple heart attacks, a few divorces, several children, grandchildren and is not attractive. Hence she is a copstitute.
copstitute by JoeyAsbestos November 29, 2007
chubstitute
A combination of chubby and substitute, used in reference to a drunken obese female with whom a man copulates when he is down on his luck.
chubstitute by imab9k9 March 4, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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