Chastitute

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A Woman or Man who sells or otherwise "whores out" their chastity through Media Attention or for Political Gain.

Did you see that Pro-Life Republican snob on cable, Chastituting out their soul for their overly excited 15 seconds of fame, on the FOX News Channel? What a Chastitute!

Chastitute by Gurrrfuss June 15, 2012

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Copstitute

A female law officer who turns tricks. A "cop-hooker."

"That Rikers copstitute was fine, but she wanted $500. That's a fortune in the slammer."

Copstitute by TheKnightWhoSaidIckyIcky March 15, 2015

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Chattitude

One who has an attitude via text message or instant message

I was talking to my girl on AIM... the bitch had such a chattitude

Chattitude by xBusterxCherryx January 13, 2009

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Castitute

A Castitute is an IB student pimped by their CAS Manager to do anything which will get them CAS hours.

IB Student 1: "Hey I just signed up for the bake sale for CAS hours. I'll get 3 hours for this"

IB Student 2: "Man, you're such a Castitute"

Castitute by dontpetthesheep February 28, 2009

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Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

Constituted Authority by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

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camstitute

One who masturbates on cam and receives payment for it.

Dude #1: I had to pay this chick I was fooling around with on Skype.
Dude #2: What a camstitute.

camstitute by Mrs. Colthart November 6, 2010

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Chasitude

One's ability to hate just about everything

You should have never invited Hitler, bin laden, and Red Foxx all to one dinner party; The Chasitude meter is going through the roof!

Chasitude by Strife RX March 28, 2003

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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