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The effect of tasty food on a persons cognitive ability.
Example takes place at restaurant

Person 1, "Dude, how did you do on the test?"

Person 2, "It was cool...good (busy eating epic food)"

Person 3, "hahha, this fool is totally chipotled"
Chipotled by 3Ran April 13, 2011

chipotle rimjob 

When you moisten with a wedge of lemon and dip the rim in chili spice.
When life gives you lemons give life a chipotle rimjob.
chipotle rimjob by Ace n Barry February 1, 2017

Chipotle Farts 

The abnormally fouling smelling flatulence that comes after eating at Chipotle Mexican grill.
Dude I had the worst chipotle farts yesterday at work.
Chipotle Farts by swlterp October 23, 2011

chipotlerrea 

Agonizing and explosive rectal discharge caused by Chipotle's new "mystery" E Coli ingredient hidden on its menu in many states.
Oh shit I just ate a burrito at Chipotle's and can feel the chipotlerrea coming. Someone call the CDC!

chipotle shit 

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.
Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.
chipotle shit by Pizzile December 19, 2006

Chipotle Makeout 

When one takes a bite of chipotle and has their dating partner chew it out of their mouth.
Dude i just did a chipotle makeout with that chick back there! My mom is going to be so excited
Chipotle Makeout by TheHuggy October 14, 2011
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