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Cavatellitine 

The time of year when Pastafarians prepare for the winter and give thanks to The Flying Spaghetti Monster for his glorious bounty of fruits and vegetables that they have enjoyed during the spring and summer.
All hail his Almighty Noodliness at Cavatellitine. His noodly appendage has provided great bounty for us throughout the spring and summer, may her meaty bosom shelter us throughout the winter.
For he is both father the provider and the mother the protector wreathed in a delicious tomato sauce.
Ramen
Cavatellitine by Davey McGoon October 12, 2016

Caramelldansen 

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.
For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

Carabello Hair 

Reference to the camouflage netting applied to the Advanced Combat Helmets of soldiers in the 1-32 Infantry Regiment, part of the 10th Mountain Division stationed at Ft. Drum New York.

The practice was started in 2006 while the unit was deployed to Afghanistan in support of Operation Enduring Freedom. Command Sergeant Major Carabello was responsible for the order of the application of the netting to the helmets of all soldiers operating under his command.

Soldiers began referring to it as "Carabello Hair" partly in jest and/or simply because it was easier than saying "the camouflage netting that is put on our helmets and tied to the helmet 4 to 8 times to keep it secured because Command Sergeant Major Carabello wants it that way."
This Carabello Hair really sets us apart from the other units on Fort Drum.

Fuck man, my damn Carabello hair got caught in a tree limb last night and knocked me on my ass.

Your Carabello hair looks like shit, mine is pimp because it looks like dreadlocks.
Carabello Hair by Chosin7 February 8, 2010

Caramelli 

A disobedient person that also has anger/rage issues causing her to be kicked off soccer teams and give concussions. Caramelli is also a very gullible person that constantly looses here one and only prized possession... her ipod touch. She often has a bad choice in music and in male species for boyfriends but is destined to be with Markus. Her future also includes being sent to jail for murder and rape because a 5 year old took her ipod.
Caramelli by Con-Man13 June 4, 2013
When one man blows another man, and simultaneously receives a handjob from the other man.
I performed a caravello last night with a gay skateboard enthusiast. It was amazing!
caravello by Verinne July 10, 2014

get caramelized 

When a person who acts nice but is actually a snake gets exposed- The phrase is as it is because when you make caramel you burn sugar (as in a "sweet" person)
Person 1- "ugh I hate that girl Sasha, she's such a lying bitch. She acts nice to me when others are around but talks trash about me behind my back"

Person 2- " yo didn't you hear she got caramelized"

Person 1- "ayyy finally people know her for who she actually is"

Person 1- "YOUUUUUU ARE A LIAR I HAVE SCREEN SHOTS HOE"

Person 2- "nOooo"

Person 1- "Get caramelized you cunt"
get caramelized by Sofiuh April 23, 2017