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Caramelli 

A disobedient person that also has anger/rage issues causing her to be kicked off soccer teams and give concussions. Caramelli is also a very gullible person that constantly looses here one and only prized possession... her ipod touch. She often has a bad choice in music and in male species for boyfriends but is destined to be with Markus. Her future also includes being sent to jail for murder and rape because a 5 year old took her ipod.
Caramelli by Con-Man13 June 4, 2013
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Caramel Apple 

When you have the shits so bad, just moving to stand up to go to the bathroom forces you to blow your shorts. Causing your Nut Sack to be covered in the most savory of butt caramels. Thus resulting in the phenomenon quaintly know as the CARAMEL APPLE!
"Hey Bro, do you have some dude wipes? I totally spurted my sack into a wicked Caramel Apple because of that bad Guac from last night."
Caramel Apple by Broham64 May 6, 2018

Caramel Cannon 

A nickname for the anus when you suddenly have to take a toxic violent shit with powerful force and high velocity. Usually these shits splatter everywhere leaving a large mess. The immense pleasure of such a brutal shit leaves you feeling very proud and confident.
Babe, I need to go to the bathroom right now!!! My caramel cannon is about to erupt everywhere!!!!
Camellia (also known as Cametek or Kamel Camellia) is an epic music producer that specializes in all sorts of musical genres, such as UK Hardstyle, Electro Swing, and Future Bass. He invented the 200step genre.
Dude Camellia is the best producer on the planet you should listen to him
Camellia by Warhawk947 September 23, 2020

Caramelldansen 

(The song and dance phenomenon that came out in 2006 by a Swedish pop group Caramell)

1. (noun) (usually with "the ~"): A dance where you place your hands on the top of your head (like a rabbit) flickering them as you move your hips quickly back and forth, all while remaining stationary.
For best results, do the Caramelldansen, accompanied with the music, in the middle of a shopping mall. Observe the shoppers as they stare at you doing this crazy dance none of them knows about like some foreign substance at the end of a tweezer. You would be lucky if one or two people knew the dance and joined with you, then you look less like a dork!

Caramel Popcorn

Dingleberries. Toilet Paper mixed with shit that becomes lodged in a tangled web of ass hairs.
Dude, Patrick mooned me earlier and it looked like he sat down in a bucket of caramel popcorn.

caramelegg 

caramelegg locked in sett again, he can only play top
caramelegg by lighgt October 27, 2022