A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug
A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.
by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020
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