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Cindarella Effect 

When a scarcity of attractive females causes the less attractive ones to suddenly receive additional attention from males, leading them to believe that they are actually attractive.
Guy 1: Dude, that girl over there is a 6 at best, but she's acting like she's the hottest thing to grace our presence.

Guy 2: Yep. It's the Cindarella effect, there aren't any real 10's on campus so the 6's get more attention. Let's just leave while we have our dignity intact.

cafarella 

A cafarella most likely has a terrible sense of humor and acts like a 4-year old with autism. Is very uninformed about sex toys. Has an irrational fear of anal beads and gay men. Most likely was dropped on the head as a baby many times and is slow to process any information. Voted in high school “most likely to live in a white van and be a perve.” Has the dildo virus, cannot process common sense. For example Butt Plug
A cafarella is like the color gray, dull boring and just plain disappointing.
cafarella by Shakespeare01 February 20, 2020

cigarella 

A really small, skinny cigar. Often can be finished within a couple hoots and puffs. Not as good as a real cigar.
Hey im out of real cigars can i have a cigarella?

Citarella 

pure hate. Especially, hatred of Taxes, liberals, Bloomberg, poor people, God, taxes again, Hill-dog. Great believer in Social Darwinism.
Stalin really hated things, but not CITARELLA hated. That was too much for him.

cignarella 

a fun/spirited person
he is super cool and knows that he is a "swell" guy :D
hey that cignarella is really cool!
cignarella by atot978 February 19, 2009

Cindarella Sweeps 

when a guitarist in a song does so many sweeps in a song or segment and in different variations.
dude that song was sick.
yeah the guitarist was like cinderella he was sweeping so much
his fret board is going to be spotless!

those were some technically sick Cindarella Sweeps